Like the Jacob’s Trio, here’s another blast from the past chocolate bar that’s no longer available. It was called United, and I’m presuming it was also manufactured by United Biscuits, though I don’t know for sure. I haven’t been able to track down an image at all, but hopefully this description might jog the old grey cells a little.
The bar itself was divided into three bite size chunks, and consisted, if I remember correctly anyway, of a biscuit base coated in fairly thick chocolate. The chocolate contained little bits of that strange crunchy honeycomby stuff. I’m not sure exactly what you call it, but the closest thing I can compare it to that is currently available in the UK are the crunchy bits in a Cadbury’s Dairy Milk Mint or Orange Crunch chocolate bar. I suspect it was actually nothing more than lumps of crystallised sugar, but it could have been little biscuit crumbs perhaps?
Anyway, that’s how I remember them. They were very tasty, and available in two varieties. Original flavour (whatever an “original” is), which was in a blue wrapper, and an orange flavoured one (unsurprisingly in an orange wrapper). The only other thing I remember about them is that the TV advert was based around football fans, given that the name of the biscuit is also an often used shortening for football teams such as Manchester United.
Does anyone else out there remember these?


June 12th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
I remember the song. My name is Stan, i am a fan, and im delighted to eat United. We are the fellas, the shouters and yellers, and we’re dlighted to eat United. I am the boss and sometimes i get very cross, but even im delighted to eat United. . We’re all delighted to eat United
June 13th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Robbo, what can I say! Excellent memory recall.
I remember the advert being themed around football fans but I had completely forgotten the words to it. Nice one!
July 9th, 2008 at 12:47 am
Wasn’t the wrapper chequered?
They were really yummy and the crunchy bits were the best!