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Were the 1980’s a Blip on Human Evolution?

Posted by Big Boo on June 11th, 2008

Flock of Seagulls haircutsThere are two types of scientific findings. Those that can be backed up with hard evidence (e.g. Newton’s “for every action there is an equal an opposite reaction” – or if I run full pelt at a wall it’s gonna hurt) and those that make you wonder exactly what kind of scientist the person in question actually is. I came across an example of the latter via the Daily Mirror’s website which is attributed to Professor Marcus du Sautoy, a Maths professor from Oxford University.

In his wisdom, Prof. Sautoy is claiming that the 1980’s were a low point for human evolution! His evidence, the Flock of Seagulls haircut. I kid you not! Apparently us humans find symmetry a good thing, so much so that we believe that symmetry is an indicator of a good genetic heritage, and that symmetrical people are therefore a better mate for some reason.

Strangely enough I think I would believe him more if he had just claimed that the hole in the ozone layer was caused by the over excessive use of aerosol hairsprays during the time period whilst trying to achieve these hairstyles…

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James Bond Underwater Lotus Esprit

Posted by Big Boo on June 10th, 2008

James Bond Underwater LotusThe James Bond films are well known for their gadget equipped cars, and The Spy Who Loved Me had a particularly well remembered vehicle in the form of the Lotus Esprit which was also capable of travelling underwater!

When the vehicle went under the water a set of stabilising fins came out of the the bodywork, and some propellors popped out the back to drive it along. It was also armed with torpedoes, depth charges and surface to air missiles. Given that the computer generated special effects of today didn’t exist in 1977, when the film was released, it’s quite amazing to think that the film makers went to the effort of actually making an underwater car! Admittedly it didn’t actually work, but it was a cool piece of special effects works none the less.

It may predate the 1980’s by a few years, but this amazing car was also one of my favourite toys. Corgi made an absolutely brilliant model Lotus Esprit that drove around perfectly as a toy sports car, but with the flick of a switch out popped identical fins to the movie version of the car, and you could then pretend to drive around under the sea! Better still, the back window of the car had four sprung loaded missile launchers, and the car came with four little plastic missiles to put in them. Flicking another switch shot them out the back, only to then get lost under the sofa or be eaten by the family dog.

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Gremlins

Posted by Big Boo on June 9th, 2008

GremlinsLooking back at the films I remember from the 1980’s I’m always amazed by the number of films that Steven Spielberg has had a hand in. The guy is some kind of film making dynamo, yet most of what he does is also pretty darn good too. Anyway, Spielberg was executive producer on the excellent Gremlins, which was released in 1984. The film was directed by Joe Dante, who along with Spielberg was also behind another favourite film of mine, Innerspace.

Gremlins is a black comedy horror film which revolves around an attack on a small American town carried out by the titular creatures. Things start out innocently enough when Billy Peltzer receives a strange creature as a Christmas gift from his inventor father, who picked it up in a funny little shop deep in New York’s China Town. The creature is called a Mogwai, and is a cute little fella, covered in white and brown fur with huge bush baby like eyes and funny pointy ears. Naming the creature Gizmo, Billy is warned of the three rules of looking after a Mogwai, which are:

  1. Keep it away from bright light.
  2. Don’t get it wet.
  3. Don’t feed it after midnight.

Of course, the three rules all end up getting broken in due course. The first rule doesn’t cause too much trouble, with Gizmo just complaining about the light being too bright, so Billy just dims it for him. No harm done. Unfortunately the second rule gets accidentally broken when a pot of water is knock over and some of it gets on to Gizmo. Poor little Gizmo kicks and screams in agony, his skin pulsing. Eventually, a number of small furry balls pop off of Gizmo, and slowly grow and unfurl to reveal a whole group of new Mogwai.

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Favourite Australian Soap Opera

Posted by Big Boo on June 7th, 2008

The 1980’s was unquestionably the most popular period for the Australian Soap Opera.  Our screens were full of them from The Young Doctors and The Sullivans to Prisoner Cell Block H and Sons and Daughters – how many of those had you blotted from your memory, eh?  Sorry to drag them back into your mind!

 Of course, the real heat was between the “lunchtime and again at teatime” soaps of Neighbours on BBC1 and Home and Away on ITV.  Both appealed to teenagers due to having several teenage characters, a member of the Minogue family, and lots of Aussie slang (Rack off! I saw you playing hookie this alvo, you dag).  Funny now how they’ve both been relegated to Channel 5.  Anyway, this weeks survey question is…

Which was your favourite Lunchtime and Again at Teatime Aussie Soap?
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Amstrad CPC

Posted by Big Boo on June 6th, 2008

Amstrad CPC 464Personally I didn’t have nor even knew anyone who owned an Amstrad CPC home computer, but they were very popular and were one of the “main three” home computers of the mid 1980’s along with the Commodore 64 and the Sinclair ZX Spectrum, at least as far as videogames were concerned anyway. If a game was released on either of the latter formats, chances are it was also available on the Amstrad CPC.

There were a number of different models, the first to be released being the Amstrad CPC 464, which was released in 1984. It was sold as a complete out of the box system complete with monitor and built in tape deck, making it a physically long piece of kit. Ironically, given that the CPC initials stood for Colour Personal Computer, there was a reduced cost option of buying a green screen. It’s hard to believe now that computers once only supported green text on a black background!

In 1985 the CPC 664 model was released, which had a floppy disk drive instead of a tape deck. It took 3″ disks, where the magnetic disk itself was encased in a rectangular piece of plastic. The Amstrad machines are the only ones I’ve ever come across that used this disk format, although I believe that some mainframe and terminal systems may also have used them. Later that year this model was replaced by the CPC 6128, which had more memory.

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Terrahawks

Posted by Big Boo on June 5th, 2008

TerrahawksGerry Anderson is a bit of a sci-fi legend, and I guarantee you will have watched, or at least heard of, one of his many series from over the years. He is best known for his puppet TV shows, the most famous of which is surely Thunderbirds, but also included Stingray, Fireball XL5, Joe 90 and of course the subject of this post, Terrahawks.

The first series of Terrahawks hit our screens in 1983, and was set in the year 2020. Funny, that doesn’t seem quite so far away now does it! Earth has come under attack for a race of androids who have set up a base on Mars from which they launch their attacks. In response a special force called the Terrahawks was put together to fight off this unwelcome menace.

The Terrahawks were led by Doctor Tiger Ninestein, so called because he was one of nine clones, originally created by a Professor Stein! He is joined by Captain Mary Falconer, who was pilot of the Terrahawks main space craft known as Battlehawk. Lieutenant Hiro is a brilliant scientist who works from space in an orbiting space station, and there are two fighter pilots named Hawkeye and Kate Kestrel. Kate also happens to be a famous pop star, so she has to balance saving the Earth with recording her latest hit, much to the annoyance of her manager (I think that’s what he was anyway) who had the wonderful name of Stu Dapples (Stewed Apples – I have no idea what the relevance of this was!).

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Jamie and the Magic Torch

Posted by Big Boo on June 4th, 2008

Jamie and the Magic TorchOne of the greatest kids shows to come out of the late 1970’s (and then to repeated many a time during the 1980’s) was Jamie and the Magic Torch. This animated show from Cosgrove Hall, creator of Chorlton and the Wheelies and Dangermouse amongst many other classic shows, featured young boy Jamie and his Old English sheepdog Wordsworth and their nightly adventures in Cuckoo Land, which as you will see was particularly aptly named.

Every episode started with Jamie being tucked into his bed by his mother, but as soon as she was out of the room Wordsworth would appear from under the bed with Jamie’s Magic Torch. Quite how Jamie came into possession of this gadget I have no idea, but upon switching it on and pointing the beam at the floor a helter skelter would be created which Jamie and Wordsworth would then slide down to enter Cuckoo Land. This was the title sequence to the show, which was accompanied by one of the most rock based soundtracks you could ever hope to find gracing a kids TV show.

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Car Seatbelts – Clunk Click Every Trip

Posted by Big Boo on June 3rd, 2008

Clunk Click Every TripCars have always had seatbelts as far as I am concerned, at least in the front of the car anyway. In Europe it became compulsory for all new cars to be fitted with front seatbelts in 1965, but it wasn’t until 1986 in the UK that rear seatbelts also became compulsory in all new cars sold.

However, just because it became compulsory to have seatbelts in cars, it didn’t become law to wear a front seatbelt until 1983! Up until then most people probably still didn’t wear their belt, but when the fines started to come into action most people started to belt up, as it were. In 1989 it became law that all children travelling in the back of a car must wear a seatbelt (if fitted) and in 1991 this also applied to adults. These days it is considered normal to wear your seatbelt, and as the dramatic footage of crash test dummies flying through car windscreens shows, this is probably a very good thing!

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