Maybe it’s time for a new receptacle for your choice of brewed beverage, and what better than a mug that has a bit of an Eighties theme, given you’re sat reading an Eighties themed website at this very moment?

To the rescue come Hawkin’s Bazaar yet again. They are one of my favourite places for things that you thought were no longer available, and at the time of writing they have a number of retro TV mugs available at the offer price of 2 for £15 (or £10 each).

These are no ordinary mugs though, as not only do they have pictures of some classic children’s TV characters, they also talk when you drink from them!

There’s one for Rat fans featuring Roland Rat Superstar, another of the Wombles from Wimbledon Common, one for Bagpuss and last but not least a whistling Clangers mug.

Of course there was another option back in the Seventies and Eighties, and that was the good old Polaroid Instant camera. OK, you still had to buy film, but you were at absolutely zero risk of getting back some pictures of a bloke poncing about in the snow with two planks of wood strapped to his feet. Unless of course you happened to be on a skiing holiday of course…

All you had to do was point the camera at your designated target, press the button, and out the front of the camera popped a little square piece of paper. Initially it just looked like a greyish brownish rectangle with a white surround, but then some kind of witchcraft kicked in and slowly an image started to form out of the murk.

The developing process of a Polaroid instant camera picture was something that never ceased to amaze me. My cousin had one of these cameras, and whenever she took a picture everyone would crowd round to watch the picture appear before our very eyes. Sad perhaps, but hey, back then we only had three TV channels and there was no Internet or Nintendo GameBoys!

The other interesting thing about the instant camera was that several of the models also folded up to make them more compact for carrying around.

Perhaps surprisingly you can still buy Polaroid Instant cameras today. They have evolved in design somewhat to look more like a curvy version of their old selves, but it’s nice to know that if you have the need for immediate printing of your photos, you can still rely on a Polaroid! Polaroid also make instant digital cameras too, which have a built in printer, although seeing the picture pop out of the camera already printed loses some of the magical thrill of the old film versions developing before your eyes.

However you won’t have to wait that long if you want a pair of the rather cool Nike MAG trainers that Marty McFly wore in the aforementioned film, assuming you have a spare $2,000 (minimum) lying around that is.

Nike have made a limited edition run of 1200 pairs of the shoes, and although they may not be self lacing like the ones in the film, they do look identical, and even have light up soles and illuminated Nike logo across the front.

But the best thing about all this is that it’s Nike’s way of raising some money for charity, hence the steep asking price. Nike are giving the proceeds to the Michael J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson’s Research, which couldn’t be a more apt cause given that Fox is himself a sufferer of the disease.

They are being offered for sale on eBay, with 150 pairs being made available every day. You’ll need to be quick though, as this all started a few days ago, and there are now just 600 left! Head over to the Back 4 The Future website for more details or to nikemag.ebay.com if you want to bid on a pair.

For your viewing pleasure then, check out this rather nice quote laden advert featuring Christopher Lloyd as Doc Brown…

…and here’s a bit from Marty McFly himself. If I had the spare cash, I’d certainly buy a pair…

Ah yes! Here we are, there’s an example of a modern Hostess Trolley on the Argos website, although it’s made from wood and looks a great deal more sturdy, and dare I say it, tasteful than the old metal versions that I’m thinking of.

The retro Hostess Trolley was basically little more than a couple of trays on wheels. The idea was to make it easy for the “hostess” to bring food and drink through from the kitchen to the dining room table, thus enabling them to spend less time travelling backwards and forwards to the kitchen and more time with their guests.

I distinctly remember my Nan having one very similar to the one in the picture accompanying this post. I think it was given to her as a present by my parents and several of my aunts and uncles clubbing together to buy it.

I remember always wanting to wheel it about as a kid, and being told I wasn’t allowed to, which was probably just as well as my other overriding memory of it was that it was a bit wobbly and rickety – not exactly what you want for transporting drinks and hot food around.

It may seem hard to get excited about a wall socket (hence the over the top advertising campaign – see below) but it was a very forward thinking idea. Prior to this a telephone was connected directly to the wall, meaning it couldn’t be moved around the house (indeed you probably only had a single telephone in the house), and if the phone itself broke for any reason (probably unlikely, but possible) you’d need an engineer to come out and wire up a new telephone for you.

So along came the InPhone system, and suddenly not only could we have multiple spots around the house where we could plug in a phone, we could more affordably have a telephone in every room of the house (if we so wished of course) and change our handsets too.

In the years to follow it also meant that getting your computer online became a simple matter of connecting your modem to the wall socket. Imagine if we had still had to use one of those ridiculous acoustic coupler modems like Matthew Broderick used in WarGames.

Another concept that the InPhone system brought along was the idea of actually buying your own telephone. Previously most people rented the telephone itself off British Telecom as well as paying line rental and call charges. British Telecom were responsible for making many of these phones themselves, including the one in the image accompanying this post. Laughably, this was called the “Slimphone” because of its size. Nowadays it would probably be called a brick.

To let everyone know all about this brilliant new concept in telephony, British Telecom had a series of TV adverts which all shared a very infectious piece of music. If you were around in the Eighties and have forgotten it, I’m sure it will come flooding back when you watch the clip below…

Wash & Go was launched during the Eighties and was aimed at those Yuppie types who lived such incredibly busy lives. After a busy day at work, they hit the gym before hitting the town, but of course they need to look their best. However, having to both wash and condition their hair just took too long. What were they to do?

To the rescue came Vidal Sassoon, a man who could only ever have become a hairdresser with a name like that, with a bottle of Wash & Go, a cunning little green bottle containing a mixture of both shampoo and conditioner! Our Yuppie friends lives were saved!

Now the product itself was probably a very good idea, and in a round about kind of way so was the television advert for it. There were countless ads which all followed the same basic pattern, with some young go-getter (possibly even a famous sportsperson) giving us the same basic script:

This wouldn’t have been so bad if the tone of voice used to utter the first two questions didn’t make it sound like taking two bottles into the shower was somehow equivalent to drowning puppies, and if the “not me” part wasn’t spoken as if this person was somehow infinitely superior to us poor viewers.

Another aspect of the advert was that those first two questions were also presented to us with the actor or actress opening two other people’s lockers before they finally got to their own. A great example of the advertising executives completely missing the fact that this made their spokesperson look either untrustworthy (were they looking for shiny things to pilfer?) or as if they had a very bad memory.

I think perhaps my favourite spoof of this advert would have been this one:

For those who don’t know or can’t remember, Duncan Goodhew was a champion British swimmer who just so happened to be bald.

Wash & Go is still available today, saving you that valuable five minutes that conditioning would take, and all credit to the manufacturers as they recently remade the original adverts for the 21st birthday of the shampoo (and conditioner) using footballer Jimmy Bullard. Astoundingly for an officially produced advert it is probably one of the biggest spoofs going!

As recently as the 1980s though this would have almost have been deemed witchcraft! Back then printers cost as much, if not more, than the computer they were connected to, and you were often limited to a mere handful of printers that your home computer could actually connect to (it was no doubt made by the company that made your computer too).

If you did have access to a printer back then, be it at home, work or school, chances are it was a dot matrix printer. These printers worked in a similar manner to a typewriter. Mounted on a rail inside the printer was the print head, which was a little device that had a row of pins that could each be pushed out individually.

The pins were fired out at speed towards an inked ribbon which was just in front of the paper. The pins pushed the ribbon against the paper and thus left a dot on the paper. The pins retracted, the print head then moved a small distance along the rail, and a different selection of pins would fire out. By varying which pins were pushed forward, characters could be printed on the paper.

Whilst this is pretty clever, there were several drawbacks. Firstly, being a mechanical operation limited the speed at which the printer could operate, so dot matrix printers were often slow.

Secondly, the act of firing out the pins made them quite noisy.

Thirdly, you were limited by how many pins the print head could have, which affected the quality of the final print out. Probably the most common arrangements were to have 9 or 24 pins on the print head.

Fourthly, at least initially most dot matrix printers couldn’t handle printing on individual sheets of paper, so instead you had to have a great big box of continuous paper that had little holes running down each side. The little holes were used to pull the paper through the printer, as they were attached to a couple of little sprocket wheels. Sometimes this paper had little green lines printed across it so that it was easier to see the individual lines of printed text.

Most dot matrix printers were also only capable of printing in black and white, but they could at least print graphics as well as text since the printer driver just had to fire out the correct arrangement of pins.

Colour dot matrix printers were also available though, and these worked by having a ribbon with the four printing colours on (cyan, magenta, yellow and black). The ribbon could be moved up and down so that the pins of the print head were all behind a particular colour, and by printing the line four times using the different parts of the ribbon a colour image could be created, although it was by no means photographic quality.

Ink jet printers may make this system look archaic now, but the good old dot matrix printer isn’t quite ready to keel over and die just yet. They still have an admittedly diminishing role in the modern world, as any business that uses multi-part carbonated stationery on a regular basis will tell you.

To promote this a short video has been created featuring some clips from the launch of Domesday, from sources which I would imagine includes Tomorrow’s World, the old BBC technology programme. I certainly spotted Maggie Philbin (ex Mrs. Chegwin) and Howard Stableford, and I’m pretty sure there’s a lot of voice over from Paul Coia.

The image above is a still from the video, showing one of the pages of text that (presumably) school kids had come up with. This one deals with predictions on the future from July 1985. I especially liked the last one, which at first I thought must have been added for the video, but a quick search on the new Domesday Reloaded site suggests otherwise.

There’s some quite interesting bits of footage in there, remixed to provide some quite funny moments, and it really reinforces just how much has changed in the last couple of decades. Check it out below…